Saturday, December 20, 2008

Challenge #5 The US Auto Industry VS Sonny Chibba

The broke down and busted dinosaur of the American auto industry that committed suicide in the late 70's early 80's by neutering the Mustang, T-Bird, Camero, etc... while generating such unbelievable "cars" as the pinto, the AMC Eagle, the Turismo, the fiereo VS one of the greatest film stars of the 70's kung fu explosion who starred in a several anti-hero, ultra-violent, martial arts movies including, "The Streetfighter," "Return of The Streetfighter," "Sister Street Fighter," and "The Street Fighters Last Revenge."
Who will emerge victorious?
YOU DECIDE!

Saturday, October 11, 2008

Challenge #4 Becca Costello VS Six Months in India

The vegan journalist/sketch comedy writer/actress/genuinely nice and adorable person, on a soul searching mission throughout the nether regions of the sub continant VS six months in the country that first calculated the value of pi, is the world's largest mango producer, and a place where 500,000 children die of diarrhea each year.
Who will emerge victorious?
YOU DECIDE!

Tuesday, October 7, 2008

Challenge #3 Eric Clapton VS a Fist Sized Rock

The proto hippie turned yuppie whose rock and roll youth petrified into a sick kind of smooth jazz/blues sounding stain on the seat of popular music's pants VS a fist sized chunk of granite rated somewhere between a 6 and a 7 on the mohs scale.
Who will emerge victorious?
YOU DECIDE!




Tuesday, September 30, 2008

Challenge #2 Ed Begly Jr. VS Monkey

B-List actor who somehow makes you think he's an A-Lister even though he rarely works and has that horrible lisp VS the same kind of monkey that killed the Deputy Mayor of New Delhi last year.
Who will emerge victorious?
YOU DECIDE!

Tuesday, September 23, 2008

Challenge #1 Jim Jones VS a Zombie

Killer, and sodomizer of hundreds VS a living dead girl with an insatiable hunger for living flesh.
Who will emerge victorious?
YOU DECIDE!

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